damaged-goods

A tumblr where a serious fat chick has photo-shopped herself to a size 6.....colors her eyes green even though they are a crappy brown......talks of nothing but sex & drugs....though someone would have to be seriously high to have sex with her. A total loser who actually believes that she'll never get called on her web pic lies....someone who actually believes that anyone would want to follow her on tumblr. A pathetic person who thinks she is just that cool even though 1/2 her questions & comments are sent to her by her.

damaged-goods.tumblr.com

by TheRealF'ingDeal February 28, 2011

portuguese kiss goodnight

The art of making out with your sister before going to bed, and possibly fingering her

Yo dude, last night before I watched a movie, I TOTALLY gave my sister a Portuguese kiss goodnight!

by Some portuguese Dude September 2, 2010

Goodbye

What twits say in response to preposed friendship after a break up

'We're still friends yeah?'

'Yeah, goodbye'

by Puckpollo September 7, 2016

Goodnight Nurse

Goodnight Nurse is the best Punk-Rock band in the universe. Blink-182 invented true Punk-Rock and now Goodnight Nurse is bringing it back. Not many people people know about them which is ridiculous because they are beyond cool, which makes a word sounding somewhat like awetubecoolsometacular.

Guy 1: Dude, have you heard that awetubecoolsometacular band goodnight Nurse?

Guy 2: No.

Guy 1: you're gay.

by Ekniv0 November 24, 2007

the long kiss goodbye

A series of actions:

1. Driving your girlfriend home.
2. Receiving a blowjob on the way. (ie roadhead)
3. Shooting a load of tonsil jelly down her throat.
4. Breaking off the relationship with her permanently.
5. Driving off leaving her crying on her doorstep, broken, ashamed, and feeling like a whore.

Bryce gives the long kiss goodbye to all of his girlfriends.

by Bryce loves it October 22, 2008

goodge

Noun: Goodge
Verb: To Goodgefy
Meaning: The homosexual act of spoodging spoodge
Action:Goodgification

Dude,my mate totally goodged in that guys arse.
Man,I just completed a total act of goodgification.

by Andy Starzak August 29, 2005

GOODBYEINATOR

JP's ultimate weapon, it is larger than a space station and contains over 5,000 different deadly weapons.

Australia failed to give into JP's New World Order, so the country was sizzled by JP's goodbyeinator.

by Anonymous March 27, 2003