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South River New Jersey

A place where you don’t even know if it’s real or not for being in central Jersey and you will find so many white boys trying to be hood or gang. The school cares more about dress code than the boys bathroom who smells like acid with shit. You can’t even talk shit in portuguese or Spanish because everyone understands.
South River New Jersey is not even real, it’s central Jersey
by pooppooppoop September 21, 2021
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New Washington

It’s a tiny, rural town consisting mostly of inbred hillbillies. It is also known as Dutchtown even though no Dutch live there and is mostly of German decent. If you live there you are most likely drunk or driving while drinking “road pops”. There’s zero things to do there other to screw or drink. Since most people are too ugly, that’s why they drink.
Her: You must be from New Washington since you are ugly?
Him: Yes I am, here’s another road pop to make you wanna bump uglies.
by Ponchonutty July 12, 2019
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Ham is the new Judah

A recent trend in Hollywood of using continental Africans (Ham) to play the roles of African-Americans.
They got Daniel Kaluuya playing Fred Hampton. Ham is the new Judah, ahch.
by Sabal Laiwalayam February 22, 2021
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Kisky is the new Beige

when someone/or something is getting really boring and you just have to say it.
Guy Uno: Look at her
Guy 2: Yeah, she's fine, Kisky is the new Beige
by Oslemen April 27, 2023
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New Jersey Velcro Snapper

When two people tangle their pubic hair together and proceed to pull away from each other as hard as possible, and whoever rips out the most hair from the other wins.
Jerry won the New Jersey Velcro Snapper against his wife, who is now bald in her lower half.
by HankerWanker October 21, 2025
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New word i guess

sorry guys i was to lazy to make a new word

new word i guess
wanna learn a new word , nah im to lazy to learn new word i guess
by tdhdrgsrgsergs February 9, 2019
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