Snack fucked

When another member of your household eats all of the good shit in your house and leaves you with soggy bananas and plain oatmeal.

Kevin ate all of the double chocolate granola, rice cakes with truffle butter, and bagel bites. He totally snack fucked me.

by Nicki&jill September 24, 2016

closet fucking

Engaging in sexual intercourse inside of a closet. In some cases it is a fetish to hide or try not to get "caught"

Eric and I were closet fucking so that his friend Jenny wouldn't hear us while she was playing Call of Duty. After we were done closet fucking he passed out and I built a snowman with Jenny. February 2016

by POTtybreak August 25, 2016

cluster fuck

When a gaggle of people of all shapes and sizes are in one place and all doing something different than the other - no one is working together or in an organized way...

"That was the worst school function I have ever gone to - what a total cluster fuck."

by Skycop August 21, 2016

slow fuck

Verb - The process of gradually bailing out of a planned activity with your friends

Friend 1: Hey is John coming to the party.

Friend 2: He hasn't RSVP'd yet but I think he's trying to slow fuck his way out of it.

by tbone152 May 3, 2018

fuck-slammed

When you slam the door promptly after answering it at the sight of someone or something on the other side of the door, often causing the words "OH FUCK!" to be shouted aloud as you "fuck-slam" the door in their face.

I fuck-slammed the door quickly at the sight of my ex on the other side!

by PozPiggy January 22, 2018

Fat fuck

A overweight retard who drives around in a Mercedes sprinter van because that is all he could fit in and eats twenty Big Macs a day.

Look at Sarah’s dad eat, he is such a stupid fat fuck

by Phantom04 January 31, 2018

day fucked

Getting wasted during the day

I got so day fucked yesterday

by Just the Truth. February 16, 2018