cum crust

(n.) dried man drippings usually found on fabric that was near a bloke’s knob just after he has splooged. Cum crust often exposes cheaters or serious bators. The typical “cum rag” (which can be a towel, a t-shirt, or a sock, among other things) is usually completely saturated with a cum crust.

“His dirty socks are always covered with a cum crust and stuffed under his bed.”

“After a night of heavy petting, my pants ended up with a major cum crust that you could see when I walked home.”

by Frozen Prevert October 15, 2024

Accumulated Cum Buildup (ACB)

A serious medical condition that occurs due to the lack of sexual activity.

“Our co-worker Tyler seems slow and distracted. I bet he is suffering from Accumulated Cum Buildup (ACB)!”. A tribute to Jon Storm.

by jonstorm77@ June 2, 2021

Cum

the white stuf that CUMs out of your pusy wen u hav secks

Oh daddy, I am going to CUM all over you!

by thehottestdaddy December 22, 2022

cum white teeth

men uses their own semen to whiten their teeth , must been done 2 times a week.

hey ur teeth are cum white teeth

by el darnel September 7, 2020

Cum Dumpster

Someone who is so desperate that they will basically sell themselves to anyone hot in their path

She’s fucked all the guys in the school, it’s like a cum dumpster or something.

by Saboona October 21, 2018

Pre cum prince

Pre cum prince , a young man who ejaculates before sticking it in into the jizzing jester.

Gets overly excited before pumping.

“Omg Becky, Miguel over there is such a Pre Cum Prince, he jizzed before even putting it in”

by Gclouds October 14, 2021

All Cummed Up

energetic, determined, and full of strong feeling, usually excitement, also can mean anger

"oh man, I am so hungry right now, I'm all cummed up for dinner tonight!"

by FunGuyRobbie March 13, 2024