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Johnny-Cum-Lately

A person who has recently jumped on the bandwagon of jerking off to a particular type of pornography. Derived from a copypasta revolving around size-porn.

Listen here fucker.
I have been jerking off exclusively to size content since I was 11. Twice a day, every day, for the past 16 years, I have scoured the internet for every single piece of Giantess, Shrinking, Macrophilia, every fetish and subfetish contained within. All of it.
There was a point up until the pandemic in 2020 when I literally had seen and read every single piece of content concerning big women.
Don't you fucking sit there and tell me "you've never been this horny for Galactus" before you piece of shit. Her name is GALACTA, and YES, I have known about her. I have always known about her. She was my most niche waifu, my prized possession. There were EXACTLY SIX PIECES OF FANART dedicated to this character prior to 2024.
Now she is a global phenomenon. I could not be more proud or happy. However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
However I will fucking kill you if you try and tell me I'm some Johnny-cum-lately who just hopped on the band wagon.
by ButOneOfMyManyFaces February 12, 2025
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Cum Party

A party that celebrates the anniversary of someone's first nut. It's like a regular party but with white theming (Food, Drinks, ect.)
"Yo Karl, are you cumming to my party this weekend?"
"Is it a cum party?"
by ImaBigNerd December 10, 2023
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Cum lollipop

A ffm threesome sex position. One of the females sits on the male who is sitting on the edge of a bed with her legs spread over his, with her back to him. He enters her and she raises herself so that just the head of his cock is in. The second female then gets on her knees and licks his shaft from the bottom of his cock up until her tongue runs over the other females clit.

This carries on until they both cum and the female on her knees gets a cum lollipop, tasting them both.
When 2 girls and a guy need threesomes with something different they can try cum lollipop

Sarah sat on Paul and assumed the position, with her back to him, mean while Marie got on her knees in front of them. Marie ran her tongue up Paul’s shaft till it got to Sarah’s clit, swirling the clit then back down again over Paul’s shaft. Marie did this until Sarah came and shortly after Paul came, spilling out the cum from the partly inserted cock, which Marie happily licked up like a messy lollipop.
by Pasmac June 23, 2024
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Cum Beggar

A women with an insatiable thirst for semen.
I attended a party last night. I met a woman called Jane. We spoke two sentences ,then I came in her mouth.Of course she was a cum beggar
by Cone stoker August 20, 2022
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Russian cum shot

Where you drink vodka, fuck a woman then cum in her eye while singing the Soviet Union anthem
Person 1:hey man just gave my girlfriend the russian cum shot
Person 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you
by Dig bick chan July 6, 2021
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penis cum

by nigster69420 September 20, 2022
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Extendo Release Cum Grenade

When you’re going hard with a condom on, bust a nut, but don’t stop the action. Somewhere mid-thrust, the condom slips off and deploys like a sticky little Trojan paratrooper—inside her. When you fish it out, it’s completely empty. The payload? Delivered. Mission complete.
I thought I was still suited up, but turns out the condom went AWOL mid-mission. When she retrieved it, that thing was emptier than my checking account. Total extendo release cum grenade deployment.
by Say when July 20, 2025
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