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Penis

a long thing that some men have and when they do it ranges around 10-12 inches long but the average weight of the horse cock weighs about 50-55 duck penises
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN DIS MAN HAS A BIG PENIS SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH *moans*
by [[not.astrospector_]] October 20, 2021
mugGet the Penismug.

Penis

The "Thing that goes into a girls pussy"
The penis is going so smoothly in to my hairy pussy daddy
by not a 9 year old October 18, 2021
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Penis

I have a penis
by anonymous March 3, 2021
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penis

its when your gental part is described
your penis is very big
by hog_rider_69420 March 3, 2022
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Crusty Penis

Crusty penis is another way to say erection or boner, while confusing anyone around you.
Dude you’re crusty penis is showing!
by BattyMassive September 16, 2019
mugGet the Crusty Penismug.

Penis crash

A joke created in 2016.
This person just got into a penis crash!
by DarkMatterMan4500 December 16, 2024
mugGet the Penis crashmug.

Jacks penis

A very small sausage that plays DND
Guy: hey dude you have a small jacks Penis

Baby: kill yourself
by H0tsexyMonkeh February 8, 2024
mugGet the Jacks penismug.

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