helping a friend get an oil change

A rather working-class term for jacking off.

My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

Trying to get water out of a stone

To try to achieve an impossible outcome or result.

I told Bob that trying to sue the restaurant for being too noisy would be like trying to get water out of a stone.

by D. Y. Vetz February 13, 2020

Get out of jail free card

something that you wished you had but don't unless your stinking rich.

"Hey man, do you have a get out of jail free card?"
"No, i'm not rich"

by My dictionary284 September 14, 2020

Get out of jail free card

Something you don't have. And I don't have.

"Man, wish I had a get out of jail free card!"

by My dictionary284 September 14, 2020

some body come get her

shes fuckin up my dinner

some body come get her some body come get him before i fucking end him

by da d awd a October 11, 2020

some body come get her

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some body come get her

by da d awd a October 11, 2020

bitch get off my hamburgers

a variant of "bitch quit ridin my ass" that may be said in a fast-food/restaurant context (hamburgers have buns, heehee)

Lad: *gets home after a hard days work at... white castle*
Lady: YOU HAVE TO VACCUUM THE FLOOR TODAY ITS A TERRIBLE MESS THEN YOU HAVE TO DO THE DISHES AND MAKE LONG BORING LOVE TO ME
Lad: bitch get off my hamburgers, i just stepped into the door

by Punchy_207 February 14, 2023