Creeping up on the come up

To work yourself into the proximity of your desired subject with the sole purpose of shamelessly hitting on them. Said subject is usually aware of your stalking and may be seen rolling her eyes and muttering, Lord, he is creeping up on the come up AGAIN!'

Ok, ladies, stick together. Keep an eye out for nerdlingers trying to creep up on the come up!

When they first met, he thought she was just creeping up on the come up but as it turned out she wasn't skeevy like that at all.

by Jachobim November 29, 2006

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neck up

the process of downing a beer

Dave: your shit.
John: neck up you clown!

by Morrissey April 9, 2006

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push up

Crap into an empty toilet paper roll. Plug one end with toilet paper. Stategically place crap-filled roll between toilet seat and front rim of the toilet bowl. When the next victim sits on the seat (pants around ankles) the loaded roll gets squeezed and the shit squirts out into the victims pants.

Man, I had to clean out my pants in the bathroom 'cause someone gave me a push up.

by Gene Picket April 22, 2006

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jammed up

1.) to get really drunk
2.) when something is not working properly
3.) when body parts are injured

1.) Did you see him slamming all those beers last night? He was all jammed up.

2.) I can't get this vice to work...it is all jammed up.

3.) Wow your knee is all jammed up after that accident eh?

by jdebrita March 20, 2008

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