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Sorry Sex

When someone has sex with you because they feel sorry for you, that you can't get any other puss anywhere else on the planet.
sorry sex, will become sex
by Crabbers22 November 23, 2014
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hummingbird sex

when a man constantly inserts his middle finger and removes it then puts in his penis and removes it, repeat this cycle and you got a hummingbird going after that sweet, wet juice.
"Oh baby what are you doing with your dick and your finger it feels so good."

"it's called hummingbird sex, bitch."
by offutt March 5, 2009
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Sex Muffin

Sex Muffin, n. adj. to be so very sexified, that you are in sensual relation to a muffin of sexual proportions. Also, you can become this by either having a sexi hairstyle (teasing hair for a dance performance), beautiful make up (non skankesque), and a hot bod (Tay Tay Lautner.... maybe... no?). Anyways, being a sex muffin you have reached 2nd to be the best, after the Sex Ninja
I think I need to go get checked for herpes.. I think I let to many sex muffins bang the clit.
by Declan18 May 28, 2011
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commodore sex

Having sex with your holden commodore. Basically you stick your dick into the fuel tank, rub it and the car will absorb your cum like It's petrol. It's the best form of weird sex if you have no girlfriend.
person 1: I had commodore sex last night and got trashed!

Person 2: What?
by BigBunnyrabbits March 22, 2019
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Sex Saturday

Every and any Saturday you and your lover have really good Sex with your significant other out of love and try not to get your girlfriend pregnant.
*Tommy* “Hey hottie guess what today is?”

*Ronda* “Today is Sex Saturday, let’s get naked and have some fun babe”
by Tyrone The Seagull June 17, 2018
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Tyrannosaurus Sexing

When a woman mounts her partner and then pulls her arms in tight (like a T-Rex) and roars loudly whilst scratching at them with their tiny arms.
Dude, Amanda and I were tyrannosaurus sexing last night!
by NathanDanger May 23, 2013
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tarp sex

When your style of sex is so raunchy that you need to put a tarpauline sheet down before you even get started.
We should have had tarp sex last night, but now we have to clean the whole house.
by IRONDUKETHE FIRST February 14, 2018
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