Penis Derby

When a group of buddies get together and pair up. One jerks the other off until he cums. First to come wins the race!

I can’t wait for the penis derby this year. I love being gay with my friends!

by Jared Softturds December 24, 2022

Pēnisabishii

That feeling when your not horny but your penis is lonely so you put it in something moist anyways

Definition: That feeling when your not horny but your penis is lonely so you put it in something moist anyways

Pronounounced: Pini-sabishii

Sean: Ayo Gil-boy my cock needs some serious gobblin rn but honestly, I’m not really in the mood

Ev: midz

Gil: I feel you bro, your def feelin that pēnisabishii right now fr

by puffdaddysk December 24, 2022

penis

harry potters wand that is between your legs unless your trans

"nice penis bro, looks like my harry potter wand" "Thanks bro" *making out*

by truepassive7915 December 29, 2022

Penis

A penis

My penis is very long

by Mybootyissoft January 4, 2023

penis ha

it is
it is the penis ha ha of the penis

guy 1: penis ha

guy 2: peni

by cool cat 13 January 6, 2023

Penis

A 🍆 or a 🍌 depending if you are circumcised or not. Also, If you are reading this definition, you are either a sexual deviant (pervert) or an absolute retard.

As I am writing the definition of penis, I don’t fall into either previous category!

by Biden is a dick January 6, 2023

Penis

A long stick (or short) stick that dangles between apes legs that taste funny if sucked wrong

Penis is also know as:
cum wand
Baby laser

Milk maker
Life destroyer

Tube
Floppy worm
Donkey toe
Or dude magnet

by Cumguzler2000 January 8, 2023