boys who have brown hair

theyre cute and cool but sometimes assholes

girl: did you hear about the new student
boy who has black hair: yeah i heard he has brown hair
girl: omg i heard boys who have brown hair are hot and cute i wanna be his gf
2 days later
girl: he broke up with me for not searching for the tv remote

by IsraelDoesntExist June 12, 2021

Brown Lightning

The act of snorting a pile of cocaine off of the asshole of a consenting party.

Bro, I fell off the wagon and rode the brown lightning with Karen last night.

by Pink McSockington June 18, 2021

kill a brown dog

Foul smelling stench

That fart would KILL A BROWN DOG

by anonymous May 14, 2021

brown eye foil

It’s not government obstruction, or extraditable. The act of witch blends media’s of all nations

Dirty alvarez brown eye foiled ww3

by Daily lama May 20, 2021

Ri Ri Brown

Rihanna and Chris Brown as one person, since really they were always perfect for each other. It just took them both some time apart to realize it.

Ri Ri Brown is doing a show tonight, but at least Chris Brown seems like the kind of sweetheart that always apologizes after he hits somebody.

by The Original Agahnim May 25, 2021

Sucking The Brown Out

To shampoo carpets/floor mats. Depending on how dirty they are, it can take a long time.

I just spent about twenty minutes per floor mat sucking the brown out of them.

by Buttered Quayle May 29, 2021

Huntington Hot Brown

When the town of Huntington floods and a lone fresh turd comes out of the flooded sewers and a crack whore mistakes it for a tube of lipstick

"Hey how bad was the rain on your end of town?"
"It was bad enough that this tweaker pulled a Huntington Hot Brown."

by HughJazz69420 August 17, 2024