helping a friend get an oil change

A rather working-class term for jacking off.

My boss asked me why I was fifteen minutes late for work; and I told him I was helping a friend get an oil change. Thankfully, he believed me.

by El ritardo April 17, 2020

Trying to get water out of a stone

To try to achieve an impossible outcome or result.

I told Bob that trying to sue the restaurant for being too noisy would be like trying to get water out of a stone.

by D. Y. Vetz February 13, 2020

Get out of jail free card

something that you wished you had but don't unless your stinking rich.

"Hey man, do you have a get out of jail free card?"
"No, i'm not rich"

by My dictionary284 September 14, 2020

Get out of jail free card

Something you don't have. And I don't have.

"Man, wish I had a get out of jail free card!"

by My dictionary284 September 14, 2020

some body come get her

shes fuckin up my dinner

some body come get her some body come get him before i fucking end him

by da d awd a October 11, 2020

some body come get her

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some body come get her

by da d awd a October 11, 2020

I wanna get lost with you

I wanna get lost with you means that you and your dream lover want to sneak off together somewhere, where nobody will (hopefully) find you and, literally, for lack of better term, screw day and night.

I wanna get lost with you. Let’s go to the Northernaire Motel. Nobody will find us there. Or, even want to look there. Ahhh! Ecstasy! Bliss!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023