national get yourself flowers day

March 21st Get yourself some flowers you do more than you give yourself credit for, forget those who don’t recognize it I am and I’m proud of you

Happy national get yourself flowers day!

by Toxic.cookie August 29, 2022

Josh gets naked in front of Bryce

Josh gets naked in front of bryce is a common phenomenon so if your name is josh and you see a bryce get naked in front of them.. please

Woah there’s a josh and a bryce maybe josh gets naked in front of bryce

by Thefuckthismeans? September 3, 2021

get yourself a man from congo

It means get yourself a guy with a big dick.

Yeah, I just found out the average size of a dick in South Korea is 3.8, in America 5, and JESUS CHRIST in Congo it is 7.6. Damn Marry, get yourself a man from Congo.

by duck_off January 26, 2017

Trying to get water out of a stone

To try to achieve an impossible outcome or result.

I told Bob that trying to sue the restaurant for being too noisy would be like trying to get water out of a stone.

by D. Y. Vetz February 13, 2020

we should get sushi karol

You watched the Ebay ad and thought it was funny so you searched it up

Person1: Hey did you see that ebay ad
person2: yes it was so funny when they said we should get sushi karol

by Sussy baka 971 March 9, 2022

Getting the oxen out of my bed

An excuse to get someone to shut up.

"Hey how was your day?"
"Sorry, I'm getting the oxen out of my bed."
"Oh, alright."

by boopsnoop August 6, 2021

Wanna go get some food?

slang for ripping out and eating somebody's organs

"Hey buddy you Wanna go get some food?"
"sure I got my knife ready!"

by Head from a Melon January 10, 2023