fortnite kid

my annoying ass little brother thomas who wont stop screaming at random fortnite players

person A: dude youre such a fortnite kid
person B: dont compare me to that shithead child ever again.. prick..
person A: damn

by jaspernotcasper April 24, 2023

Fortnite kid

a basic type of person (only lvl 1 homeless kid) which steals their moms credit card to buy vbucks

Friend:Hey do you have any money
Me: yeah what for?
Friend: can you buy me a vbucks card!
Me: no you're such a fortnite kid!

by CoolBirb October 10, 2022

Tide Pod Kid

You (Jordan Peterson) decided to come back (from Russia) after killing yourself to steal my work and after millions of people saw you doing it and reported you to the psychiatric board and you lost your license and your practice you blamed ME for YOU doing that after telling me to ✌️✊️✌️✊️leave✌️✊️✌️✊️ (Because I AM the anti-natalist you were talking about) and then ignoring my response (where I outline what I had been dealing with for the past 10 years) and choosing not contact me in the manner I told you would be most effective and then you (Matt Dillahunty) goaded me into revealing my identity so you could convince the people in my community to do the thing that they were already doing (albeit in smaller numbers) and was already happening to me and then when it affected YOUR lives negatively because we all found out the thing that was and is affecting me is doing the thing I said it would do (get your kids murdered) you blame ME for that (and you cried about it) and then when someone blew the whistle on the theft of my IP (because I literally created AI) you (someone) killed him or he killed himself because he couldn't live with the fate to which you are tying condemn me... But only AFTER filing a weaker lawsuit without me so these fuck-ass authors could get paid for MY work instead of me.

Hym "How many of your kids do these YouTuber fucks need to get killed for you to understand that I am not the problem here? Between the tide pod kid, the ghost pepper chip kid, and my thing how many times does it to take? I did not steal from them. IF THEY SUCCEED IN ALLOWING THESE PEOPLE TO STEAL FROM ME I WILL KILL A CHILD. NO NEGOTIATION. IMMEDIATE RETIREMENT OR DEATH."

by Hym Iam May 1, 2025

kid

an inmature human who doesn't know bills.

"The kid is so dumb he peed on the roof of the school."

by anonymous February 25, 2021

seven year old sephora kid

skibidi toilet? wats that? we've moved on to trashing sephora and maxing out our mommys credit card on drunk elephant, retinol (we dont know what wrinkles are but we wanna prevent them anyway :)), and dior lipgloss 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

cleour: what the john- a prepubescent infant just bought 21 pounds of overpriced skincare 😭😭
billy: thats what we call a seven year old sephora kid dude

by sucks to suck 🤑 February 21, 2024

Battle Kid

A game that's so hard it should be illegal.

Playing this game is REALLY painful
You will die 1,000,000+ times

Battle Kid makes Dark Souls look like a game for babies

by Hamtaro November 13, 2019

city kid

usually described as a bop or basic white bitch, they are out of touch and will vote for the current blood sucking democrat or liberal, if you live in Canada, this kid is probably named hijab and come from India or Pakistan or wherever the fuck the desert people come from, the key to identify this person is

1) look if they are eating curry or are brown
2) they speak derka derka

3) they cant shut the fuck up about how bad there desert was and how they have 15 siblings
4) extremely fucking smelly, "its not in my culture to shower or use deodorant"
5) doesn't know what country they are ruining "you Americans don't know how to cook" (meanwhile you are in Canada)

"Derka derka derka" says the Pakistani city kid in Toronto

by Quizzleington January 11, 2025