sex0r your face

To have surprise sex with someone's face.

Janet: "Hey jane, what did you do last night?"
Jane: "Well, I was walking through the kitchen when bob jumped out and sex0red my face!"
Janet: "Oh my god!.......0WNED!"

by Gxp September 6, 2003

fat poo face

that one kid who depressed

peter is a fat poo face

by ff January 15, 2020

Crack-face Monster

The corpse like look of a crack addicts face due to many years of drug use. This includes sunken in eyes, cheeks and greyish leathery skin. These people often look like wandering demons hence the name crack-face "monster."

Jenny went for a trip downtown where she saw a crack-face monster flailing along the sidewalk.

by psychobunny January 8, 2009

two-faced individual

Two Faced" is 'someone who tells one group of people or an individual one thing and another group of people or an individual another thing.' You can refer to a cheater as two-faced. This is because the cheater shows one face to you-- the sweet trusting face. But there is another face you don't see-- the lying, sneaky face.

A two-faced individual: Jeff is a two-faced liar! I hate him! He told me he loved me, and then he told all his friends that I was a loser.

by Aamilah December 15, 2014

jay you in the face

to punch in the face

to hit

Clay: mom i will jay you in the face

Nick: clay stfu faggot i will jay you in the face

by Nickisabeast41 July 6, 2010

Resting stink face

#Restingstinkface-When the DJ keeps playing banger after banger and you cannot remove the look on your face that appears to be smelling shit

Bro #1-"Yoooo bro what's wrong with that chick over there?!? The Bass Cadets are killin it right now!!!"...
"Nothing dude. She just has resting stink face"

by Owen Ryan January 26, 2015

Charlies Stupid Face

A comparative term used when describing something hideous, dumb of annoying. commonly used as a friendly joke

"wow that girl is uglier than charlies stupid face."
"your penis looks like charlies stupid face"

by BitchPantsMcCrabby May 28, 2014