sex0r your face

To have surprise sex with someone's face.

Janet: "Hey jane, what did you do last night?"
Jane: "Well, I was walking through the kitchen when bob jumped out and sex0red my face!"
Janet: "Oh my god!.......0WNED!"

by Gxp September 6, 2003

Shit-Faced Saturday

The term used at colleges for getting drunk on Saturdays.

thirsty thursday sober sunday

"Hey Man, it's shit-faced Saturday. Have a beer"

by natemancool July 16, 2009

You-twit-face

A person who has an active youtube, twitter, and facebook account.

marks face book status says hit him up on twitter where you can find the link to the new youtube video he just posted.

Friend says dang, you-twit-face!

by Jordan H forbes June 4, 2009

at ease your face

A way of telling somebody to shut up, and to stop running their pie hole.

At ease your face already, you have been going on and on about pointless shit and I just don't care.

by reeferdave January 17, 2011

jay you in the face

to punch in the face

to hit

Clay: mom i will jay you in the face

Nick: clay stfu faggot i will jay you in the face

by Nickisabeast41 July 6, 2010

dinner lady face

A woman who looks very plain, and working class and works or has worked in a school, serving children meals.

A female broadcaster on BBC tv once said of the singer Lili Allen "she sings OK but she has got that Dinner Lady Face going on"

by paul grant August 28, 2007

peanut butta face

Knifing a person in the face in Call Of Duty 4

I totally saw this guy sniping and peanut butta faced him

by koobeenz March 31, 2008