ava claire mattox

Shwegg.

That boy was like Ava Claire Mattox.

by MadisonPP October 7, 2013

Wrestling the mattress

wrestling the mattress is when you get so drunk you get carpet burn from performing random nondescript acts on a mattress

Jamal: Dude did you see that weird mark on Conner's ass?
Grayson: Yhea man, I think he was wrestling the mattress.

by whattheduckfuck May 4, 2014

minnesota memory foam mattress

When on a one night stand, and sleeping at the other person's residence, you wait until the other person is asleep. You then shit the bed, clean yourself off, and push the sleeping person into the shit you just left in the bed.

I'm not sure what happened, I just woke up completely covered in shit.

Sounds like he gave you the ol' Minnesota memory foam mattress!!

by talontd92tsi November 9, 2015

explosion at a mattress factory

A bad and bouncy landing for a pilot. Porpoising down the runway after initial contact with wheels.

That landing looked like an explosion at a mattress factory.

by Trigeek September 4, 2016

Pulling a Matthew

When you take bags of carrots and randomly throw them in the hallway

"Dude last Tuesday Eric was totally pulling a Matthew when he hit jenifer with some carrots"

"Totally bruh"

by Taco Bell 18 May 24, 2016

Green tea mattress

When you eat healthy and blow your load on the bed, making your partner sleep in the wet spot.

"Don't worry, it's good for your skin, it's a green tea mattress"

"My girl was so mad, I gave her a green tea mattress treatment"

by insanoclan August 29, 2016

brooke and matthew

Perfect two. There the perfect couple in the world. If you find them hook them up cause they were meant to be.

Dusten & Jenna: is that Brooke and Matthew?? I didn't know they were together

by #luvyabitch March 8, 2017