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CheekedUp 

A safe and secure online marketplace for selling pictures of your butt.
"OMG Stefanie, how did you afford that vacation to Greece??!!!"
"I sold photos of my butt on cheekedup!"
CheekedUp by Stragov June 20, 2023

Cheeseburger Fatty Beans 

A secret holiday about a legend celebrated across the globe by cult members apart of the “Beans Boonanza”. This holiday falls on June 23rd every year. The name originating from old Latin.
“Hey man, wanna go check out Cheeseburger Fatty Beans?” “Of course! I love him!”

Cheese Gobble 

Cheese gobbled, getting sucked off knowing you've got moon graters on your bellend.
"oh my god dude, I've just been cheese gobbled by a pure cheddar of a woman!!!
When something related to music is very good.
Dude, that band we saw the other night was so cheese.
cheese by nerdymeerkat June 29, 2023
Milk that has rotted and yet is safe to eat somehow
Like seriously
How did we even find cheese
HOW DID WE CONVINCE OTHERS TO EAT IT!?
Person 1: Hey I let this milk rot and stuff and it became yellow and solid
Person 2: What the heck
Person 1: Wanna eat it? I named it cheese.
Cheese by A-Kitty July 2, 2023

Cheese Minge 

A particularly gormless creature, whose leathery, greasy skin often crackles and splits due to copious amounts of class-A drug abuse. Its dark, sunken, dry eyes side-eye you upon approaching it and It has frequently been reported to have a filthy, fruity fetish for "older men" and "junkies". The blunt shattered teeth are visible to the naked eye from great distances and the scent of tuna fish and crack is a clear sign the infamous 'Cheese Minge' is in the vicinity. Approach with caution!
The existence of 'Cheese Minge' is widely debated, just due to the obscurity of its character.