Flicking Bean The Long Way

Another way of saying waxing pole, choking the chicken, cranking hog, or spanking your monkey. AKA masturbating

I walk into a sperm bank for some extra money, all I gotta do is start Flicking Bean The Long Way!

by #LOCKEDIN March 2, 2026

Art is long, life is short

there is so much knowledge (or skill) to acquire that one lifetime is insufficient.

"There is so much to learn and appreciate about art that a lifetime is insufficient. As goes the saying, 'art is long, life is short.'"

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025

YOUR TAKING TOO LONG

Catchphrase of the Deltarune character Jackenstein.

Guy 1: YOUR TAKING TOO LONG
Guy 2: okay

by JackensteinLover1031 June 27, 2025

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Bending over Ass's ganbjrasters Lonnie Benningfield juniorelbjaloodskindians relbjaleednecks.by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

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by BJ tutall June 30, 2025

oh my long days

An exclamation used to express exhaustion, disbelief, or overwhelming drama in a situation; especially when something feels like it's dragging on forever or just emotionally intense. It's a mix of “oh my god” and “what a long day,” but with extra flair.

“Bro, I just got off a 12-hour shift, spilled coffee on myself, and missed the last bus home... oh my long days.”

“You’re telling me she showed up late, cried, and then left with her ex? Oh my LONG days!”

“These group projects in college got me saying oh my long days every other hour.”

by tiredoflongdays July 25, 2025

15 inch long flying stick bugs

Get the fuck right out of here Australia! You can eat a dick. Nope.

Hym "They just found 15 inch long flying stick bugs in Australia. Another reason to light it on fire and then feed the flames until the end of time. Global bonfire! We can call it 'The world's fireplace!' Literally anything would be better than litterally everything that exists in Australia. God I fucking hate that place I swear I will destroy it."

by Hym Iam August 3, 2025

YOURE TAKING TOO LONG / youre taking too long

“YOURE TAKING TOO LONG” is a line said by Jackenstein’s pumpkin as Jackenstein does not say these lines and I hate how people say it’s Jackenstein because Jackenstein and his pumpkins are two different entities. “YOURE TAKING TOO LONG” also comes in a smaller format that being “youre taking too long” said by the mini pumpkins in Jackenstein’s fight.

YOURE TAKING TOO LONG has been used as a punchline of responses towards certain questions by changing the words around or using only specific letters of specific words in the sentence.

1 - YOURE TAKING TOO LONG / youre taking too long

2 - User: “What is 1 + 1?”

Pumpkin: “TOO”

by JadeHarley August 13, 2025