I don't give a shit

The most polite and courtesy way of telling someone to leave you alone.

some poser asshole: Well like, I was at the mall and like blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...

Me: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!

poser jizzmonger: *walks away crying*

by gadgase January 21, 2006

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i got your back

Verb. Meaning to have a part in a fight in the direction that the primary fighter is facing, or also to mean a person will accompany another in a stupid or foolish act.

"If Jerry swings on me, will you be there?" "Yeah, I got your back" or "I'm going to go drink a fifth tonight, wanna go?" "Sure man I got your back"

by That one army guy September 30, 2013

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I get it, French class

Said to someone who's extremly slow at understanding something just as they get it. This mimics the end of 'Honey I shrunk the kids' where it takes one kid the entire film to get a joke.

Dave: a horse walks into a bar, the barman say's why the long face?
Sara: I don't get it...is the horse sad?....er....Oh cos Horses have got long heads.
Dave: Oh I get it, French Class!!

by SimpsonXL October 25, 2008

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i am out straight

way too busy as in totally scheduled

I am out straight and can't finish the job until next month!

by mike rekola September 5, 2008

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Something a person will say when they don't care what a person has to say. Phrase is most heavily used by people who are being talked to by a liberal or polititian. The phrase can be tracked as far as the year 1812s when the English told Americans that they are mean and need to give them thier land back. The Americans replied "I dont give a shit".

I don't you fully appreciate on how mass of a scale I dont give a shit.

"Dude I have hepititise c", "I don't give a shit".

"Hey man can I have a drink of your beer," "I don't give a shit".

by DUDE_JUST_ STFU March 7, 2017

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