When a male family member, belonging to the older generation (father/grandfather), ejaculates inside a female member of the same family, and then a family member belonging to a youger generation (son/daughter) feasts on the semen.
Mom: Im working overtime i cant be on the family reunion.
Daughter: Oh, thats unfortunate. I was really hoping we were gonna do an ALABAMA TIME CAPSULE tonight.
Daughter: Oh, thats unfortunate. I was really hoping we were gonna do an ALABAMA TIME CAPSULE tonight.
by IeatHDMIcables March 6, 2023
Get the Alabama time capsulemug. by IsseiHyoudou893 August 25, 2024
Get the (Name) Standard Timemug. A period of time in which someone makes decisions based purely on desire without regard for consequences, other humans, or person wellbeing
Female: “Did you see that guy grab my butt?”
Male: “No, where did he go?”
Female: “He’s over there in a fist fight with his uber driver”
Male: “He’s on Coon Time”
Male: “No, where did he go?”
Female: “He’s over there in a fist fight with his uber driver”
Male: “He’s on Coon Time”
by ProfessorsAccount February 8, 2022
Get the Coon Timemug. by Kimmy Il May 2, 2022
Get the Medieval timesmug. Being outrageously late. Commonly caused by loitering and scrolling through religious scripture and unfunny YouTube shorts.
“Hey guys we need to go now, where is Kevin at?”
“Oh he’s on McGurn time.”
“Oh great so we’ll be here for another fucking hour.”
“Yeah.”
“Fuckin aye.”
“Oh he’s on McGurn time.”
“Oh great so we’ll be here for another fucking hour.”
“Yeah.”
“Fuckin aye.”
by RockinSocsAndCrocs July 7, 2023
Get the McGurn Timemug. by Alfiesingsflatandisfat July 11, 2019
Get the Big time CEOmug. by RohenTahir July 6, 2018
Get the Me timemug.