nut-bar

A self made Snickers involving one's sperm. Usually made by those guys who also like to make cream cups.

"My girlfriend totally liked the nut-bars I made, she even flushed it down with a cream cup!"

by nuttinson November 2, 2018

nut neutralization

when the government makes people ejaculate less semen for partners who weren't in American Slavery.

The nut neutralization had the couple seeing a sexologist for help.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

Gut Nuts

Slang for ovaries.

I had my fallopian tubes removed and now my gut nuts are floating around like satellites.

by CrimsonKitten October 10, 2023

crap-nut

A person who talks or rants about nonsensical events that happen in his/her daily life.

He is such a crap-nut!

by trayceee December 15, 2008

Nut

A food from a tree. Stop looking up Nut you pervs. You know the bible app is free!

The Squirrel ate the nut.

by ThiccRicc November 11, 2019

No Nut New Nyear

For one year you must not NUT
You may Nut the year after but then after that it repeats.

Are you guys ready for No Nut New Nyear

by Thomas Bryant (weaboo trash) April 28, 2019

Nuts Cold

A variation of cold as balls

Temperatures cold enough to cause even you nuts to feel frozen.

Charles: I just came back from the convenience store and it is nuts cold out there.

by dm84z28 May 10, 2010