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Definitions by ibroughtaknifetoclass

also called mother/mama/ma/mommy
the best woman in the world to you. no offense if you've got a girlfriend but you really cannot imagine a life without your mom. she can be annoying but she still knows what is best for you. if you don't have a mom, or if your mom is abusive, i'm sorry, and i hope you will find another loving figure before long. hopefully you will all appreciate her unconditional love for you.
A: I love my mom.
B: Yeah, I love mine too.
mom by ibroughtaknifetoclass September 19, 2026
it's a (almost) round red fruit
has the magical divine power of ending the career of any doctor within a 10-mile radius once eaten
handle with caution
A: oh look an apple
B: yeah i was just about to eat it, wanna have some?
A: sure thanks!
apple by ibroughtaknifetoclass September 19, 2026