Cheese Dick

A cheese dick is a super gross uncircumcised penis that hasn’t been washed in a long ass time. It gets crusty and gross under the foreskin.

Girlfriend: you better not have cheese dick

Guy: don’t worry, I washed it today

by Benis36 March 10, 2019

Dick cheese

It’s the stuff you smell on a dick when someone doesn’t wash it

Ethan: yo Peter what is that smell???

Peter: it might be my dick cheese I haven’t washed my dick in a week

by Dougle87 June 4, 2023

cheese and crackers

White people with a bad case of the dick cheese.

Bro look at them cheese and crackers!

by TRK_01 October 30, 2021

The cheese plan

To throw/place cheese upon one's significant other during their sleep

Eden: "Dude, let's enact the cheese plan"
Tyler: "hell yeah, that'll be so funny"

by Simmypoo May 18, 2025

Chuck E. Cheese

What someone’s room looks like, messy, unorganized

Chris: Darren your room looks like Chuck E. Cheese

by FernProject December 13, 2021

viking cheese

When a berserker feints a top heavy finisher into a zone attack

Yo that niggy using Viking Cheese!

by Boneberker October 8, 2017

cheese eating surrender monkey

What Britain called France in The Kildovian Federation's video "France Finally snaps".

fine, you cheese eating surrender monkey! I didn't want to team up with you anyway! always quitting when things get tough!

by ILIKETKF November 17, 2024