FUCKING BRIDGET

When something goes wrong and you can't blame anyone but yourself.

You just did a fucking bridget.

by Missohnfl2 June 22, 2017

puffy fucking

Puffy fucking is the act of fucking a girl's asshole into her pussy so that your lovely lady can experience the sensation of something akin to being battered in the g spot from inside the asshole.

Disclaimer: this is advanced level shit. Do not do this to someone you don't know well, or who doesn't like pain.

Directions. 1) Enter a girl through her anus while she's on her shoulders. 2) To find the sweet spot, carefully aim the cock, at roughly a 15 degree angle, into the asshole. 3) Gently guide it over the pelvic bone. 4) Have your brave girl finger herself to fully experience the special moment. Enjoy that face. ;)

Man, last night I tried puffy fucking with my boyfriend and it rocked my world!

by Masterlove June 29, 2017

Midget Fuck

Noun - A tiny (very small) orgy

God damnit! You had a midget fuck without me?

by TheOneAndOnlyMidget April 19, 2018

Fuck boy

When a guy acts interested because for months or even years he's been texting you that might make you feel special but that's not the case your inconsequential to him... he's bored at home instead of going on a porn site he'll say I know this girl is crazy about me I can make her do anything and there he goes asking for nudes and as soon as he gets some he disappears maybe for a month maybe a few weeks but then he'll come back and your like yay!!! he came back but all he wants is to jerk off and this happens over and over and over again ... you ask them to chill but they just dont have time for you you're just a porn site to them the worst is Scorpio fuckboys they can't let go so you have to let go! block their number block them on everything cuz they will always come back and you will forever be haunted.

Its my turn to play the fuck out of this fuck boy

by Rmg88 November 21, 2017

Fuck boy

A nigga who thinks he’s the shit. But orders bottles An makes other people pay.

Kevin Allen is a Fuck boy

by Bbgalboy November 26, 2017

Fuck Boy

A narcissistic dick who will do anything to get into your pants. He will constantly beg for nudes and dispose of you if you don’t send them.

Names to be in the clear:
Camden
Baydon

Henry

Cody
NEVER TALK TO A CHAD

He’s a fuck boy

by Jameskelfi February 21, 2018

Vicarious fuck

When someone has a crush but is unable to sleep with them for whatever reason and manipulates a friend that is entrusted to sleep with said crush, thus sleeping with crush vicariously.

Manipulation usually takes place by naming their crush’s name and causing situations where crush and friend can “have moments” which they tend to be a part of, voyeuristically.

Yo, you should totally fuck her because I only trust you can do it, besides me, of course.

Yo, uou should totally fuck him because i only trust you can do it, besides me, of course.

This way i can feel proud/wank while vicarious fuck x, as well.

by In spurts May 7, 2018