Reoccurring character on the web site www.rated-q.com. Character is a modified image of Jesus Christ that has been altered using applications available on an iPhone. Zombie Jesus is also referred to in posts where he does not actually appear.
"Did you see the post where Zombie Jesus is recruiting outside of the Olive Garden? Those guys are going to Hell!"
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A zombee is your typical meathead douchebag: fat, out of shape, unemployed (or employed in a completely dead-end job), and dumb. Zombees like to fantasize that they are, or were at one time, important. They play this fantasy out via a "tough guy" routine on the web.
Zombees like to troll, scream obscenities, instigate screeds and generally act like antisocial asswipes, all behind the anonymity of the internet. They make self-negating claims like "I'm not bragging, but I was special forces. I was in Iraq, before we were in Iraq". When faced with their own inadequacies, Zombees resort to namecalling in a particularly unwitty fashion.
Zombees often have anger management issues, and are prime candidates for domestic violence and sociopathic behavior.
Zombees like to troll, scream obscenities, instigate screeds and generally act like antisocial asswipes, all behind the anonymity of the internet. They make self-negating claims like "I'm not bragging, but I was special forces. I was in Iraq, before we were in Iraq". When faced with their own inadequacies, Zombees resort to namecalling in a particularly unwitty fashion.
Zombees often have anger management issues, and are prime candidates for domestic violence and sociopathic behavior.
Avoid that guy, he's a real zombee.
I'm pretty sure he's a 15 year old zombee who reads too many Clancy novels.
Wow. That zombee needs a time-out.
I'm pretty sure he's a 15 year old zombee who reads too many Clancy novels.
Wow. That zombee needs a time-out.
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Get the blind zombie mug.hypothetical "worst possible disease" that someone could get. usually used to describe how one feels physically. Symptoms of this fake disease usually change depending on the creativity of the people who define those symptoms.
John: Hey want to go do something tonight?
Kate: Nah man, I'm pretty sure I have Zombie AIDS. I feel terrible! I feel like my stomach is melting on the inside and my limbs are probably going to fall off. Damn Zombie AIDS...
Kate: Nah man, I'm pretty sure I have Zombie AIDS. I feel terrible! I feel like my stomach is melting on the inside and my limbs are probably going to fall off. Damn Zombie AIDS...
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