wonder

michael cera

the definition of michael cera is wonder.

by kazbrekkerscane July 28, 2021

Single Wipe Wonder

When you take a crap and it comes out so perfect, you only need to gather one wad of TP to wipe yourself clean.

Man, after that Mexican food yesterday, I had the best crap. It was a single wipe wonder!!

by GCSRT8 December 15, 2011

One-hit wonder

basically Rick Astleys never gonna give you up.

hey man what's a one-hit wonder?
Never gonna give you up! never gonna let you down!

by brokenbabyface27 March 16, 2021

Wonder Breadin

To loaf, to procrastinate, to eff around.

You get that done? No. Moe you wonder breadin cuz.

by J_Walkin September 19, 2010

Steamy wonder

The act of wiping your ass with your finger, then proceeding to wipe the shit in a person's eye rendering them blind and causing them to traverse there-after like Stevie Wonder.

Suzie: how did your date with Ronnie go?
Sarah: fantastic, until he gave me a Steamy Wonder!!

by SirSteamyWonder69 November 22, 2020

Wondering Ball's

A promiscuous man who is always seeking and searching who can't seem to settle down.

Hey! That guy has wondering ball's I wouldn't trust him.

by Rob Ruger November 2, 2021

what a wonderful cunt

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll penetrate You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024