wonder whomp

damn girl, you got a wonder whomp.
by urstepmom1234569 February 06, 2023
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what a wonderful pussy

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful pussy

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful pussy

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll penetrate You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful pussy

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful pussy

Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 17, 2024
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Wonder Check

In the US, an employer is required to pay an employee for ones's time on the job, and may only be withheld up to 30 days. To some, this means signing onto a job, working for a limited amount of time, demanding for their paycheck, and leaving.

This reflects an incompetent hiring process and lowers morale.

In some cases, they will call and/or come in, asking if they can/will receive their paycheck on payday.

A Wonder Check is called such because it leads others to wonder how they earned it in the first place, and wonder why they left at all.
"A Janice called, and left her name and number."
"What did she need?"
"She asked if she could grab her paycheck Friday, but I don't ever remember seeing her here before."
"Oh yeah, she worked here for a day and never came back."
"I see, she just wanted her Wonder Check. Glad she stopped me from doing my job to ask about her nickels and pennies."
by Splorsh June 28, 2021
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A great youtube-friendly name for a big cock. This great term was made by Chloe Roma. A canadian Males rights advocate, who needs more views. it first appeared in one episode of NO DIQK
by Somebodythatyouneverknew October 03, 2021
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Steamy wonder

The act of wiping your ass with your finger, then proceeding to wipe the shit in a person's eye rendering them blind and causing them to traverse there-after like Stevie Wonder.
Suzie: how did your date with Ronnie go?
Sarah: fantastic, until he gave me a Steamy Wonder!!
by SirSteamyWonder69 November 23, 2020
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Stevie Wonder Ear Lobes

Yo, I tried to get that girls attention but she just ignored me. She didn't hear you man, she's got Stevie Wonder ear lobes
by Blaster One July 16, 2010
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