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woke

a word hijacked by the CIA. it used to mean to be aware of the evil and lies in the world.
original meaning: yo dude you hear about the hundreds of scientists and academics that published scientific proof that WTC7 was brought down via controlled demolition? yeah? dawg!!!! YOU WOKE!!!

new meaning: the entire world is on fire and our species will be extinct within 100 years if we are not 100% renewable by 2030. but that doesn't matter. because first we must acknowledge the feelings of homosexuals. we must be woke. everyone come on. be woke. gosh. people have feelings. okay? gosh!!
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Woke and Boke

Dude, it's clear those two woke and boke this morning.
by ProCQtr March 15, 2021
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WOKE

WOKE is an acrostic or anagram for the following:

Wonderful
Organisation
Keen (to be)
Exemplary

A standard by which the world's top organisations must adhere to and abide by in all they do.
Man, that rainforest charity is so WOKE; they ask everyone for their free, prior, and informed consent.
by ldiggitydog.dot September 16, 2019
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Woke

A term initially used to describe those with progressive views of being "aware" of social injustices, and inequalities, but has now evolved into a pejorative term to mock the kind of "progressive" people who are often described as self deprecating obese women with blue hair and like to dictate who is oppressed and who is not.
Woke people are dumb as shit and never have a logical or rational argument. Basically everything they say is from emotion.
by UltimateDoge July 19, 2025
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Up Yours, Woke Moralists!

A term popularised by Dr Jordan Peterson when displaying contempt for Radical Leftists. Often quoted by Villains in memes just to show how batshit insane you sound when you say it.
Senator Armstrong: "Up Yours, Woke Moralists! we'll see who cancels who!"
Raiden: "Uhh Armstrong? What the fuck are you talking about?"
by Auraguardian123 December 29, 2023
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Woke

Nowadays, Woke means:
The action of promoting Leftist Political Propaganda, or putting it where it doesn't belong, such as: Art, Entertainment, Food, Etc.

It was use to mock at Leftists who pretend to now being woke to the true after "discovering" a Leftist Ideology such as Socialism.
"Oh I see, Capitalism is bad, Now I am woke"
"That movie promotes Feminism & Socialism, the protagonist was a MarySue... it was too woke"
by Mijemega July 22, 2025
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Finna woke

Finna woke describes something that is awesome or lit.
Yo dude that kill on fortnite was finna woke!!
by Shrek donkey May 9, 2018
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