When you wake up with wood and have to lean against the wall behild the toilet so you don't piss all over the bathroom.
Woke up with wood and it caught a bit of backsplash before I realized I had to get my boner lean on.
by bunghammer January 19, 2011
The physiological and psychological excitement that accompanies acquiring and/or firing a rare or powerful hand gun or rifle.
by IMIDesertEagle December 15, 2010
by waaaaaaah January 28, 2005
Perhaps the worst of all boners, this boner occurs when one really has to piss. It normally appears during what was originally an uneventful walk to class, or whilst playing a friendly game of Parcheesi with some bomb-ass broads. Only goes away after relieving oneself...
Control your fluid intake, you idiot. No one wants one of these bad boys to pop up in the middle of nowhere.
Control your fluid intake, you idiot. No one wants one of these bad boys to pop up in the middle of nowhere.
"Dude you ready to go now?"
"Can't brah; I've got a raging boner of the urinary variety.
"A urinary boner?!? I understand..."
"Can't brah; I've got a raging boner of the urinary variety.
"A urinary boner?!? I understand..."
by Kutcher March 27, 2009
by brooke burke10 December 28, 2018
The first day of the year in which the weather is nice enough for girls to wear shorts/skirts and show some skin; particularly celebrated on a college campus.
Meghan's cleavage had been hibernating for the winter. It was not until Boner Day that I got to see her voluminous rack.
by The Nightman April 16, 2009
The face one makes when they have what they think to be a great idea and get very excited. Similar to the face made when popping a boner.
by Broin' out March 16, 2011