Mini-wheat

A person who looks completely attractive from behind, but much to your dismay, upon seeing their face, you realize they are ugly after all.

This name originated from a small town in western Pennsylvania, when a man known only as "DPM" thought of this term. The term is an adapted metaphor for the actual cereal, because although one side is sweet and frost, they other side is bland and grainy.

"She had an amazing ass, but when she turned around, I realized she was a mini-wheat."

by Smarto May 2, 2006

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Scone Weaper

A female who has the ability to ejaculate or "squirt" upon orgasm

She was a total scone weaper, the sheets were ringing.

by BallzMulhoon March 7, 2009

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Dilly Whap

When a dilly gets whapped right on your noggin'.

My boyfriend dilly whapped me so hard last night I passed out.

by Dilly whap January 16, 2010

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Geek weapon

When a gamer supposes to know everything to know about weapons of all sorts since they play call of duty, etc. According to these growing numbers of people, video games have all the facts and what-nots about guns. And if you play these games a bunch, you could jump right into the military, since of course, it looks awesome!

Sheldon: Dude, don't you wish we could just like ruin this school?

Gilbert: Yeah, bro all we need is the L86 LSW, bullet penetration and a desert eagle bro!!

Sheldon: are those your geek weapons?

Gilbert: No man they're real and totally awesome!

by superstapler5000000000000000 October 22, 2010

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