Wet Turkey

When one intensely bastes their dick in stove warmed turkey (gravy ad stuffing included) and then has their partner proceed to give them an extremely sloppy blow job. Reinvents Thanksgiving dinner.

"Dude, last night at thanksgiving I convinced my cousin Sally to give me a wet turkey. Best Thanksgiving Ever. But my mom was wondering where all the gravy went."

by Iloveturkeydick69xolawl January 16, 2010

wet blunt

a blunt laced with PCP

dont smoke wet blunts

by droo August 24, 2003

Wet Mop

A mopey or pessimistic person who lacks personality.

My counsin’s husband is such a wet mop. He has no personality and constantly complains.

by Baybaynaynay January 26, 2019

Wet Monkey

when you get a blow job in the shower while washing your armpits.

i was dirty so i took a shower and ended up getting a wet monkey

by griggs-leaston October 22, 2008

wet willy

Its when u lick ur finger then put it in some ones ear and twist ur wet finger around.

Jim gives out wet willys.

by cartman5000 August 12, 2004

wet yourself

when somebody cant hold in thier pee and wets their pants, underwear,panties,or whatever you wear.

Jane, why did you wet yourself during class? Too much apple juice?

by ogjose December 18, 2007

Wet tech

This tech is a stop and go run through (with holds) of the show to adjust, fix,
and add technical elements to the show. Involves: Stage Manager, Director, Crew,
Designers, Performers.

Tonight is wet tech, so be prepared to hear "Hold, please" a lot!

by GatorDesigner October 22, 2008