Poop Walk 

The awkward shuffle that people (adults and children) perform when they have to take a dump but there is no toilet nearby. Resembles the ankle-chained shuffle that white collar criminals exhibit when being led from their 5th Avenue penthouse to the waiting police car.

Barry made the mistake of eating a bran muffin with his coffee before going out for a walk and then had to poop walk the last mile home before he could get to the toilet.

Poop Walk by Coon-Doggie September 11, 2013

take a long walk off a short pier 

To fuck off/shut up.

Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?

take a long walk off a short pier by mite74 January 5, 2009

Schlatt Walk 

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Hey I just Schlatt Walked to the store to get some milk

Schlatt Walk by Zuko's World October 11, 2019

man walk 

When bros go on a walk to talk about stuff. Usually it is about chicks, but it depending on events that has happened recently. It is considered a sacred event.

Bro 1: Guess who's house I was at yesterday?

Bro 2: Dude, we need to go on a man walk.

man walk by Fresh Bread February 16, 2010

nothing walk

a walk around a room, office, or work area with absolutely no point, in search of nothing and for no reason whatsoever.

This term originated after a nosey, mediocre manager failed to discreetly watch her employees work, while in fact she did nothing herself all day.

My boss is a micromanager and frequently takes a nothing walk around the office to check up on her employees.

nothing walk by Amcynn10 July 8, 2010

Elvis Walk 

n: a lunge-type walk is practiced, often with sudden leg movements, in order to shake out a wedgie, front wedgie, or a Sticky Situation. Name comes from the type of dance Elvis Presley did on stage.

Jim had a rather annoying wedgie, so he worked at it with an Elvis Walk until it came loose

Elvis Walk by Whoopsht October 9, 2011

airmax walk 

High stepping while walking in order to avoid dirtying up a new pair of nikes.

While walking thru the grass derek did the airmax walk. Heel to toe.

airmax walk by Drock Markert November 11, 2013