unicorn

A mystical horse-like creature bearing a single horn filled with healing powers. Note that unicorns lay eggs on pillows at the ends of rainbows

Jacob was thrilled to spy a unicorn laying an egg.

by Cam Parm January 21, 2010

Unicorn Mercury

The light-green oil thats on the foil or wrapper of a weed brownie.

The liquid is what sustains and breeds new life.

Yo I just drank the Unicorn Mercury
Sir, you will be living likea god soon

by NoMattNo October 18, 2010

Unicorn Kisses

When you give ,said "unicorn" kisses on arm or head showing love and affection not just lust.

I like unicorn kisses on my birthday.

by xxdontthinkbreathexx December 11, 2011

Unicorn Fart

Putting a mixture of air and glitter up a strippers bum hole, only to see her fart it out.

The stripper last night had a perfect ending to a fantastic show. She finished with a "Unicorn Fart".

by TwincleToes June 8, 2018

the unicorn

When a man sits on a woman's forehead so his erect penis looks like a horn. When this is executed properly the man's testicles should also be covering the woman's eyes.

Last night was so much fun, I gave my girlfriend the unicorn.

Matt: Look at this picture, I'm giving Jenelle the unicorn.
Erin: EWWWW

by autumnvagabond May 25, 2014

sexual unicorn

When you get on all fours, strap a dildo onto your head and then start headbutting your girlfriends vagina forcefully.

((:)=====D0

Man: Yo I became a sexual unicorn last night!
Friend: Did it work?
Man: Yeah except now I have a major headache.

by Please DKM May 8, 2015

reverse unicorn

When someone shoves a foreign object into their ass, gets on all fours and sticks their ass in the air, then runs around while screaming.

Bro, did you see that chick last night? She pulled a pretty mean reverse unicorn.

by dirtyblonde1996 June 25, 2017