ultima online

the worst mmorg bame ever, it will ruin your life and your other friends lives, you can play and play and play some more, just worlds where you can fuck around with other players who have no lives. we all know WoW is so much better

me-non uo player:hey dad, lets go watch t.v.
dad-uo player:no i got get on ultima online to kill on pvp with pitr.
me:wow, epic fail

by old ppl r shmucks February 8, 2010

Ultimatum

A game in which you choose which mother you most wanna 'do'

Lets play Ultimatum!
Okay
I wanna do Tiffany's mother!

by LYL May 25, 2006

ultimate cinnamon bun

The act of cumming into a girl's armpits, then applying cinnamon buns into the mixture. combined with spit and potentially nutmeg.

"I gave that hot girl down the street an ultimate cinnamon bun.

by Captain derkulese November 1, 2017

ultimate justice

Three in the stink. The evil step-brother of the shocker and the reverse shocker.

Emily's o-ring was ruined when she received the ultimate justice.

by Joe September 17, 2005

ultimate-guitar

A large guitar tab website with forums and news. If the article is created and it's about a band, the members will find anything, making sense or not, to bitch about. It is apparant that being a member of the UG Forums is contradictory in itself because the members are in a music community, but they clearly dislike all music and have to find some way to slander it so they can seem like badasses to their homies. They are also known to have poor grammar.

insert band name are shit. insert lead singers name NOT capitalized, mind you is a fag and needs to die

- Typical quote of an ultimate-guitar member.

by LyksMuzik March 19, 2008

Ultimate Troll

BEING AWESOME!!!!!!!

How to be a ULTIMATE TROLL
Person 1:What's up?
GENIUS:Your mothers legs!

by AWESOMENESSSS159753 April 8, 2012

The Ultimate Rim-Job

a performance involving an person giving another person a rim-job, and during this act, smoke of some sort is inhaled by the person receiving the rim-job. The smoke is then blown out of that person's asshole (sphincter, poop chute, etc.)The giver of the rim-job performance, then inhales the very smoke that was just blasted out of the dirty hole, and then farts out the smoke as well.

After both were feeling bloated, Grant insisted on Thomas eating out his bumhole resulting in a growl and a wink back to Grant; The Ultimate Rim-Job was born.

by Andrew and Jake June 11, 2006