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tool shed

This is when he/she greatly exceeds the simple term of tool, toolkit etc.And has now infact become a greater loser then before, a toolshed.
Mike: geez John is such a douchebag.

Matt: yeah he's turned into a real fuckin tool shed.
by matt12327 July 25, 2008
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toolish

Idiotic, stupid, an add-on of the word "tool"
When someone is acting like a tool, they are being toolish....
by Candace Keeling January 15, 2009
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toolbanger

A person who participates in sexual activity involving an inanimate object or objects (ie. a hammer).
Did you see what Chane and Josh were doing in the garden shed? What a bunch of toolbangers!
by craig_s May 6, 2009
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Tool

A poorly defined criticism of another, usually involving projection of one's own insecurities onto that person.

No one actually makes fun of someone because they really are too stupid to know they are being used. This vague usage usually involves the user being jealous of social interaction that is initially caused by someone needing help. Sometimes the "tool" is just happy to help and fully capable of getting anything they want in return, and other times the "tool" may want more but is still getting enough out of it to make the relationship mutually beneficial and incite jealousy.

When used to refer to someone who is "trying too hard" it usually means that the person has a strong influence on social situations in a way that causes jealousy or anger. Again someone who just actually can't think of anything funny to say or just blends in the background isn't likely to be a target.

You might argue that the "tool" may be doing something inappropriate if everyone is mad at the person, but as a general rule intelligent people do not participate in awkward silences when they believe they can offer constructive criticism about someone's behavior.
Gamma 1: God Alpha is such a tool. Doesn't he know Alpha female is just using him for his ride?
Gamma 2: Yeah seriously! Hey shouldn't they be back by now?

Beta M: Hey, I'm just glad I could help. Besides it gives us a chance to get to know each other.
Beta F: Sounds good to me! I caught a ride from those sketchball gammas but they kept acting like I owed them something for it.

After Alpha plus leaves the room....

Beta Minus: God, Alpha is such a tool. Doesn't he know no-one cares about socio-economic theory and how it relates to every day life?
Beta Plus: Sorry what? I was lost in deep profound thought.
by citizenxo January 26, 2011
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tool up

grab your pistol; get your gun.
by jgilla September 10, 2005
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Toolist

"He is so cool he must be a Toolist"
by Xx.Nik.xX August 4, 2006
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toolbox

The term "toolbox" refers to someone who is such a tool that his supreme stupidity is on the level of what you'd expect from a collaboration of several tools. When someone is this many tools in one, he is a toolbox.
He said his Honda had a V8 and ran 5's... what a toolbox!
by TurboDC4 December 28, 2005
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