Twatclanger

The female equivalent of 'Cockwomble'

Especially if she holds any position of authority

That burger place is extensively staffed by Cockwombles & Twatclangers

by JoKitsch October 28, 2014

Twat Cannon

The KSG shotgun from COD:Black Ops 2. the Ultimate 'Twat Cannon.'
420 Kush

Someones using the f*cking Twat Cannon.

by Steve Croft November 3, 2014

Twaffle

Shorter version of the slang term Twat-Waffle

My ex girlfriend has become an annoying twaffle.

by Peebee Enjay November 23, 2016

Twakonian

Someone who is high or under the influence of methamphetamine and is speaking so fast, forgetting to announciate, use proper punctuation and breath while speaking.

"Iwanttogotoburlington And wecanstealalloftheirbetseyjohnsonpurses And" Geez girl, slow down and quit talking in twakonian. I'm sober...NOT fluent in twakonian!

by Maniakslayrrsofndope April 14, 2017

'twas

'Twas means "it was"

'Twas litteth or it was lit

by Barnacle May 3, 2017

twatsquatter

Someone whom has sex with people in exchange for a place to live.

After being kicked out of another friend's house, John became a twatsquatter: having greasy sex with anyone who would let him crash on their futon.

by zeldagrl May 29, 2017

Twat monkey

A person who swings from snatch to snatch.

Look at her she just fucked Lucy now she's banging Jenny. The bitch is a true Twat monkey.

by thehashbrownclown June 25, 2017