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Trucker's Spa 

One of those establishments by the side of the interstate that acts like a massage "spa" but has a big sign saying "Truckers Welcome!" and is actually a low rent whorehouse. They may have names like Jade of India or Oasis, but they typically are corrugated roof shacks with a "masseuse" pushing sixty and holding on to her last three teeth. You would have to drive a big rig for four day straight to make these women look good.
"what is a classy spa doing out here in the middle of nowhere?" Pal, that isn't an actual spa, it's just a Trucker's Spa; you may get a handjob and a dirty towel for 50 bucks"
Trucker's Spa by Irish Mike 2006 October 25, 2007
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Trucker Bomb 

A plastic container that a truck driver pisses into inside the cab of his truck during daylight hours to be later pitched out usually on the side of the road. This practice has come about by the increasingly strict laws about indecent exposure. Years ago if a truck driver got caught pissing on the side of the road by the Po po, he was given a ticket, end of story. But now if convicted of indecent exposure, you must register as a sexual predator where you live. Much safer to piss in a wide mouth bottle and a whole lot legally less complicated.
Billy Bob Big Rigger builds a trucker bomb every day on his run though Ohio. After dark when the bottle is full, out the window it goes to be later detonated by the poor dick that has to mow the shoulder.
The act of tucking ones erect penis upwards into his shorts pointing towards his belly button. good for hiding the hard-on in awkward situations. Named after an australian teenager.
Will: Dam i could'nt get off the bus today coz i had a boner!
John: Fuck man u should just done a Tuckett!
Tuckett by macktastic J-Shizzle October 30, 2007

john tuckering 

When a guy/girl is flirting/dating with more than one guy/girl. usually cheating.
when i found out my boyfriend was john tuckering, i dumped his sorry butt.
john tuckering by shelbi June 7, 2007

trucker cap

An overpriced baseball cap. See Von Dutch clothing/apparell.
California has a lot of places that sell Von Dutch.
trucker cap by Ryan Thompson July 15, 2004

mother trucker 

mother trucker! i just stepped on a lego!

Mel Tuckered 

When you have gone through horrific trauma, and a strong, wealthy, successful black man befriends you, tells you how proud he is of you, and wins over your trust, right before he interrupts you on a phone conversation to let you know he has been masturbating and is about to ejaculate. This is followed by the sound of a baby gorilla screaming in the phone for 5-10 seconds.
So this nice guy that I had been talking to for a few weeks seemed like a real sweetheart, but then he "Mel Tuckered" me and jacked off in the middle of me telling him about my favorite childhood memory.
Mel Tuckered by Beebs76 October 2, 2023