Kody tub cream

When your name is Kody and you sit on your butt in an empty tub, take 2 cups of imigrant throw-up, and jerk off with it. Then when you finish. Mix it with the puke and put it in a squeeze bottle and leave it on the condiments table at Moe's.
Hey Chris, wanna go to Moe's? I'm starving.

Sure! I love their condiments.. the Kody tub cream is yummy!!
by Tub rub December 13, 2021
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tub of cum

when you accedentaly fill our bath tub full of cum
dang it! i filled my bath tub of cum
by chungusmemes March 14, 2023
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dirty hot tub

When a man ejaculates on a woman's stomach and the sperm gets into her belly button. This belly button is now a dirty hot tub.
"Bro, you know the girl I've been talking to? yeah, when I pulled out, I came on her stomach and gave her a dirty hot tub".
by richardnixonofficial September 03, 2023
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Hot tub smorgasbord

When a woman invites a random group of men over for a hot tub party which turns into a hot tub smorgasbord of sexual acts such as obtaining clitoral stimulation from a hot tub jets, while pleasuring multiple men.
I met this random chick on a dating app who invited me to her hot tub smorgasboard. There were 4 other random guys there and she was really horny. Dude, she was a gracious host, having us all in different ways but she preferred to cum over the hot tub jets.

The pool boy better use a biohazard suit when cleaning up the hot tub smorgasbord!
by Mr. Marvalous June 24, 2019
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Tub up

Squatting inside of a tub and washing out the semen inside your crevice after being ejaculating into.
Hey babe, i just busted inside you...go ‘tub up
by Sploogy-mcgee November 24, 2020
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a tub

Currency - A term used by flat6 to tell how expensive something is. Originated from the ice-cream brand "Ben and Jerry's" One "tub" is equivalent to 5 English Pounds, the amount of a tub of Ben and Jerry's.
"Dude, how much did u pay for that shirt?"
"It was only a TUB!"
by yazoo March 25, 2006
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cum in a hot tub

An alcoholic drink that consists of 2 parts vodka, 1 park white rum, and 3-5 drops of Bailey’s ® White Cream into a clear shot glass, made to look like someone blowing their load into a hot tub
Frankie: What’ll ya have t’night, Willard?
Willard: I’m feeling kinda nasty tonight, so maybe a “Cum in a Hot Tub”?
Frankie: You tellin’ me yer horny while orderin’ a drink?
by Bash Pennies March 09, 2021
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