Devil's Crumble

Sprinkling crusted dirt from beneath the foreskin on a vagina while masturbating, and ejaculating before performing cunnilingus.

Jim, did you shower before your date last night?

No way! I jerked off and covered her snatch in dick cheese, coated it with jizz, then ate the ol' Devil's Crumble!

by Lorge Bogey March 18, 2020

devil's lawnmower

The sexual act in which the girl tugs on the man's ball bag so furiously as if she was lost at sea and it's the only motor that will take her home.. often resulting in some form of testicular or scrotal damage or destruction.

YO! LaFawnduh gave me such a good devil's lawnmower last night I had to go to the ER for emergency surgery. Shit was nice!

by bobo bumpkins August 2, 2019

devil's delicacy

The nickname for using bodily fluids or waste products that are usually not considered to be used in sex acts. However, some people are into getting their Red Wings, smearing a St. Louis Steamer, taking a Golden Shower, and so on.

Jeb: I don't think I'll play matchmaker for George anymore.
Neil: Why's that, Jeb?
Jeb: He's into some sick sexual stuff. There is not a waste product that comes out of a woman that he does not mix into sex.
Neil: So, his specialty is the devil's delicacy...

by von groovy June 19, 2017

Devil Car

A car that is unnaturally fast for its age and specification's. Usually JDM cars and old Muscle cars. They sometimes have the tendency to get in multiple accidents.

James: I saw a Devil Car last night.

Mike: What?! No way! Those don't exist. They're just urban myths!

James: I'm telling you! It was too fast to be a normal car! It shot past me like a bullet! it had to be going over 200 mph!

by Kranes of Kekistan June 28, 2018

Devil's Potluck

When a man defecates, urinates, and ejaculates on another person. Then the other person consumes the mixtures.

Joe: Yo ass lookin hella submissive and breedable!

Jake: Thanks daddy, wanna give me a devil's potluck?
Joe: Abso-fuckin-lutely

by DocWaff January 13, 2022

devil drops

spermatozoa, 'come', goo, 'hot drops' (e.t.c.) reproductive effluent discharged by the male. (often intertwined with feeble or non-existent logic) release of 'political prisoners' encapsulated by two round spheres encapsulated in a 'sack'.

known as devil drops due to the torment experienced by the male as regards to obeying 'commands' by the DNA to facilitate travel/housing for same. cerebral torture within a 'political' spectrum!

she wouldn't 'let him off', so he went home frustrated!, somewhat later he had devil drops leaping out of his 'crank'!!

she vigorously ground devil drops out of his 'crank'! forgetting his 'prophos', he said a mental 'prayer' they wouldn't 'take'!!

devil drops have many a stong man between a rock and a hard place!!

the male effluent, spermatozoa, or 'poison'; potentially clouding judgement, existing to drive the male ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!

by michael foolsley May 12, 2014

devils tango

Tango made by the devil himself.

i tried devils tango today!it tasted wicked!

by iamtheone234 August 5, 2023