A failed orgasm is an orgasm a guy has when he's being jacked off by his cadet roomie and about to cum, and his buddy thumps his nuts and the cum just dribbles out of his dick.
by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020
When you try to define a term given in a rhetorical question only to make an ass of yourself by not only answering the rhetorical question but giving a stupidly hilarious answer or definition.
Judge Judy: It's as simple as that. This is not rocket science. What is rocket science?
Dumb Blonde: Rocket science is when the scientist find out things about space.
Judge Judy, crowd, and television audience: snicker, laugh
Dumb Blonde: I think. (embarrassed)
Television watcher: epic definition fail
Judge Judy's inner monologue: what a dumb ass
Dumb Blonde: Rocket science is when the scientist find out things about space.
Judge Judy, crowd, and television audience: snicker, laugh
Dumb Blonde: I think. (embarrassed)
Television watcher: epic definition fail
Judge Judy's inner monologue: what a dumb ass
by dr. daniel jackson August 19, 2009
"Anna tried to flash some guy she saw on Mill Avenue, but got tangled up in her shirt and tripped over a homeless man."
"--That is what I call a fail flash!"
"--That is what I call a fail flash!"
by tweetlesann June 17, 2009
An idea or thought brought forth by an individual who believes they are correct and /or smart when actually all their ideas are total bullshit.
by L-Marsh September 22, 2010
by stupidcakes June 19, 2009
The act of repeatedly failing at the same task multiple times. Must be at least 3 failed attempts, before it can be considered a burrito fail
an epic burrito fail is epically failing at the same task multiple times
most commonly takes place during gaming
co-authors Biggest Gunns & xXCrawfordXx
an epic burrito fail is epically failing at the same task multiple times
most commonly takes place during gaming
co-authors Biggest Gunns & xXCrawfordXx
BoB401 tried to rush turret and dies,
BoB401 tries again in same way dies again,
Bob401 tries third time and dies
xXCrawfordXx: "Stop burrito failing dude!"
BoB401 tries again in same way dies again,
Bob401 tries third time and dies
xXCrawfordXx: "Stop burrito failing dude!"
by Biggest Gunns March 31, 2009
when you jump and almost curb stomp yourself. The biggest fail known to man.It occurs when someone is being stupid.
"Dude! did you hear that your little bro curb failed?"
"OMG no"
"He was jumping on a bed and curb failed"
"OMG no"
"He was jumping on a bed and curb failed"
by The dude doin your mom January 25, 2010