Bayern Ticket Day

The Bayern Ticket is a Deutsche Bahn rail ticket which is valid for rail and bus travel throughout the whole of Bavaria. The ticket can be used between Monday to Friday from 9am until 3am the following day. On Saturdays and Sundays it can be used the entire day.

The Ticket covers up to five people and costs €27 when bought via the internet or one of the automatic ticket machines at the station.Children under 15 years of age travel for free.


Bayern Ticket Day is celebrated on Friday the 15th of August annually by a national holiday in the Republic of Germany.

Hallo! Ich bin Klaus und das ist meine Freundin Heidi und heute ist Bayern Ticket Tag !!!! Wir mussen nach Italien gehen und wir mussen Eis essen. Ja!!!! Sheise!!


BAYERN TICKET DAY !! JAAA

by A Class October 12, 2008

Rhino Tickler

First, clench your fist and bend at a 90 degree angle at the elbow, forming a rhino horn. Next, sneak up on your victim from behind. When they are standing in a vulnerable position with their legs slightly spread, thrust your "rhino" arm up through their grundle and past their junk. Proceed to lift up the victim from their taint.

The rhino tickler I gave him was so bad that his taint is bruised and he wont be able to procreate.

by Schmegie May 8, 2009

Arabian Sphinkter Tickle

Where you lick your partner's asshole, and sream, "Alalalalalalalalalalaa"

Yo, Mike! why you lookin so down today?

The bitch gave me an Arabian Sphinkter Tickle... it was disgusting, so I dumped the bitch while she was givin me the usual Cleveland Steamer.

by vivamyaggro December 6, 2009

Five Toe Tickle

Involves the placement of toes in the vaginal canal and anus of a female partner. Longer toes are helpful. Thicker the better. Synonymous with the famous shocker move.

Her: Baby, you goin' to gimme some of that good lovin' tonight?

Me: You talkin' about the Five Toe Tickle?

Her: mmmhmmm. This time, let's get that big captain toe in the back.

by EricForeman February 27, 2013

No Ticky, No Washy

In a dry cleaner, owned by an asian dude, the quote "No Ticky No Washy" means "If you don't have the ticket (usually handed to you when you drop your dry cleaning off) then fuck off".

Nick: I forgot my ticket but I need my suit
Asian Dude: NO TICKY, NO WASHY!
Nick: But I need my suit
Asian Dude: NO TICKY, NO WASHY!

by thewolfman456 May 20, 2007

Tickies

To scratch or tickle another's back with fingers. A light massage.

Give me tickies to send me to sleep.

by Screwdles October 7, 2006

tickle my taint

An expression or surprise or disbelief, uttered when the user encounters shocking or thrilling news, events, or images.

Dude1: Did you hear? Hank won the lottery!
Dude2: Well, tickle my taint.

by elcaminodave December 14, 2008