seattle steamer

while engaging in the 69 position while the male happens to be eating out the female , the female then releases a ginourmous brown substance in which is insearted into the males boca (spanish for mouth)

o man that was a nice seattle steamer (EHHH HIGH FIVVEEE)

by Georgene Kenneth IV October 06, 2007

Swedeland steamer

verb; to take a shit on another's tramp stamp.

Now that Jill has her new tattoo, she cannot wait to get her first swedeland steamer.

by Hot Carl's GF April 19, 2010

Vatican steamer

A comparably large pile of feces in the shape of the Vatican. It can be on a person (such as during intercourse) or on any ground or surface.

"You don't haul your flea ridden carcass outta bed, I swear on the virgin Mary's tits I am going to leave a Vatican steamer in the middle of your kitchen... I ate the TexMex yesterday. Double pinto beans"

by felixir April 01, 2009

clevland steamer

To have sex with a girl, pee on her back and then never talk to her again

Last night I gave so girl a clevland steamer.

by Lia March 23, 2005

Chimney Steamer

A Chimney Steamer is when you rip a piping hot steamer down your neighbors chimney due to their poor lawn maintenance

If the neighbors don't cut their lawn i'm going to rip them a chimney steamer and show them!

by CobraTheAsshole7 June 17, 2019

Cleveland steamer

The art of one person excreting onto someones chest and then rocking backward and forth in a rocking horse motion thus smearing faeces all over the target area.

I met her in a bar, we went back to hers, and upon turning the light on i noticed she had plastic sheets, inquisitive at first i carried on. There was some foreplay and then she shat on my chest. She asked me afterwards if i enjoyed the cleveland steamer.

by James 'Cleveland' Purchase March 06, 2007

Stanley Steamer

When a guy is banging a bitch in the asshole in a sauna. just before he nuts his goo in her he pulls out, thus leaving a gaping hole, and he then stuffs a hot rock in the cavity of poo. Quickly, while she is screaming, he then grabs the pre-placed handy 1 gallon bucket of boiling water and dumps it down her throat, not spilling a drop. At the same time he proceeds to pee on the rock surface exposed through the asshole. The bitch will have steam coming out of her ass and boiling water steam coming out of her mouth.

"Dude, she got the stanley steamer. Her shit will never be the same..."

"The last time I stanley steamed my wife, she didn't even see it coming."

by P-dub and Bald July 25, 2008