leaning tower of pizza

An infamous poorly-stacked column of boxed flatbread in central Italy.

The leaning tower of pizza has been there long past the "use by" dates of the comestibles contained therein, so that's the reason that it's still there --- nobody wants to eat the pizzas because they would be stale by now.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

The angry Eiffel tower

When a girl cheats on her boyfriend with you, he finds out and after a heated exchange you both decided to take her to Paris and Effiel tower her! While you two are doing that the boyfriend gets mad and starts choking you, so you choke him!

Did you sleep with my girl? Yea! Alright only way to settle this is to do the angry Eiffel tower!

by Jmac0808 June 6, 2018

tower delay simulator

DELAYING iN

TOWer TO

MAkes an tower delay

tower battleee does not delay just no upyeeeeeeeeeeeet

tds delay eas

guy: oh... look an update
Bellow natural: NO
guy: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwww tower delay

above natural: tower battles es

everyone: es hora de blah blsdejrnijfdohdnksjm

tower delay simulator: "update in one more minute"
below: Wait we have done nothing
raz: we need to Delate

Below: YEZ

by human of the human of imposter March 22, 2022

oc tower fangame

A tower fangame is a set of atleast 3 towers or an obby, with one being the hardest, known as soul crushing in a single area in a slot of Obby Creator. A fangame must use some JToH mechanics or else it will be defined as a platformer, and is based on the studio counterparts, such as Jukes Towers of Hell.

The_PoisionedPotato: HEY! What do you do in Obby Creator?
DeoKristo122540: I don't know, these oc tower fangames are really fun.

by ImNotFireMan123 March 23, 2022

Two-Lap Tower

The act of person A sitting on person B's lap, while person B sits on toilet and both proceed to simultaneously shit.

Guy: Dude, Mark and Jacob are getting too close, I caught them doing the Two-Lap Tower last night.
Guy 2: Fuck man, that is weird.

by vortexwolf13 December 1, 2015

Galaxy Tower Projects

A rough and tough group of 3 apartment towers in the Gutenberg projects. Anyone who lives there a fucking badass.

Gangsta 1: Damn god where u livin cuh.
Gangsta 2: god I be livin up in the galaxy tower projects on god cuh.
Gangsta 1: Godmotha fuckin damn don’t nobody mess with this fuckin god. Also Gutenberg best berg

by Prep Man October 29, 2021

Princess in a Tower Syndrome

A person being overprotected and blocked from learning the ways of the world because of parental interference.

That girl is sheltered, she has princess in a tower syndrome.

by Lalladragon February 12, 2020