tower delay simulator

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MAkes an tower delay

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guy: oh... look an update
Bellow natural: NO
guy: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwww tower delay

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everyone: es hora de blah blsdejrnijfdohdnksjm

tower delay simulator: "update in one more minute"
below: Wait we have done nothing
raz: we need to Delate

Below: YEZ

by human of the human of imposter March 22, 2022

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leaning tower of pizza

An infamous poorly-stacked column of boxed flatbread in central Italy.

The leaning tower of pizza has been there long past the "use by" dates of the comestibles contained therein, so that's the reason that it's still there --- nobody wants to eat the pizzas because they would be stale by now.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

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Blowing up the tower

Gay sex or jizzing

"Yo Steve I'm blowing up the tower"
"Fluck you Lou"

by bringmethe-definitions July 24, 2016

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Two-Lap Tower

The act of person A sitting on person B's lap, while person B sits on toilet and both proceed to simultaneously shit.

Guy: Dude, Mark and Jacob are getting too close, I caught them doing the Two-Lap Tower last night.
Guy 2: Fuck man, that is weird.

by vortexwolf13 December 1, 2015

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Galaxy Tower Projects

A rough and tough group of 3 apartment towers in the Gutenberg projects. Anyone who lives there a fucking badass.

Gangsta 1: Damn god where u livin cuh.
Gangsta 2: god I be livin up in the galaxy tower projects on god cuh.
Gangsta 1: Godmotha fuckin damn don’t nobody mess with this fuckin god. Also Gutenberg best berg

by Prep Man October 29, 2021

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