The act of ejaculating on one's own dick, using other various ingredients to make it a sandwich, and shoving it down your partner's throat.
Bob: So why are you braking up with Tod?
Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!
Cindy: Because that bastard gave me a lunchmeat surprise while I was asleep!
by BenjaminFrank February 22, 2009
when you wake up in the morning with a massive boner and it prods your girlfriend in the nether regions.
by fuzzyfats January 09, 2015
When you go to the toilet for a wee, but when you sit down it turns out that you need to poop as well
Friend: Why did you take so long? I thought you said you just needed a piss
Me: Me too mate, kinder surprise init
Me: Me too mate, kinder surprise init
by MewJadz June 10, 2019
A west suburb where families who can’t afford Scottsdale go to live and fight off all the old people from sun city grand
Surprise, AZ is a good place to raise a family if you like being surrounded by golf carts and old people.
by Yourmamaisallama August 07, 2019
by josepoppa July 30, 2016
by Porkey hog December 27, 2013
When you find out your girlfriend is pregnant and you push her down a staircase at a random time in hopes of giving her a free abortion.
Guy 1 : I just learned my girlfriend is pregnant! What do I do? I can't afford to have a kid!
Guy 2 : Sounds like it's time to give her a staircase surprise!
Guy 2 : Sounds like it's time to give her a staircase surprise!
by Baby Box January 27, 2011