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weird bed

When you sleep and feel tingley a five year old wrote this ;)
Well how do you feel in a weird bed with weird people
by THE KINDERGANER September 22, 2017
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bed skunk

After a night of raucous, dirty sex, the bed stinks the next day like a skunk had been in there.
After five days of sex and orgies at a swingers slub, the smell of bed skunk was terrible.
by Tcwilly June 8, 2020
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Bed Back

Having a extremly sore back, due to long periods of time spent in bed, Likely hungover
I have terrible bed back from this weekend.
by J Morri June 22, 2020
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bed and dead

when you fuck a person then never speak to them again
Guy:Can i have your number?
Girl: nah bro your just a bed and dead :
by DoooooooodleBobb June 27, 2008
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go to bed

when a certain someone does not go to bed at a normal time and is destroying their sleep schedule won't go to bed.
by buckbaizen September 24, 2020
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crumbs on the bed

1:

A minor inconvenience that shall hinder your day/night until it is fixed

2:

literally crumbs on the bed
1:
Person 1: ugh its a crumbs on the bed day
Person 2: ughhhhh

2:
Person 1: I have crumbs on my bed
Person 2: damn man that sucks
Person 3: that'd explain where my weed poptart went
Person 1: YOUR WHAT
by WrenFloof#0666 April 18, 2022
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Bed knight

A person who prefers giving sexual pleasure during intercourse. Pairs with pillow princess/prince.
A pillow princess like Caroline needs a bed knight like Ray.
by Canela 61 August 12, 2022
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