Chinese texting

Texting without one's corrective lenses, often resulting in gross misspellings and nonsensical sentences, and seen by others (politically incorrectly) as having an Asian/Chinese appearance due to squinting.

Jeff: "Do I want your bone? WTF?"
Scott: "Oh, sorry man, I was Chinese texting and it autofilled."

by Leem37 January 18, 2013

Pony Express Texting

When you text someone, then hours later they FINALLY text you back

Mike: Want to do something today?
...5+ hours later
Jordan: like what?
Mike: Sushi?
...45 minutes later
Jordan: Ok!
Mike: you know you do pony express texting right?
Jordan: shut up! Lol

by sheldon91 April 22, 2011

Server Stress Testing

Testing your own network security through various methods such as DDoS.

Server Stress Testing is absolutely critical to understanding your network's security and where it needs improvement. Server Stress Testing takes your website offline so you can keep it online more in the future!

I used NovalyTech.com stresser to ddos my servers network. This is a method of server stress testing.

by NovalyTech.com January 21, 2015

left hand texting

When on the phone but giving self pleasure so you use left hand to text as to not stop pleasuring oneself.

Cindy: I heard you moaning on the phone low key ... What were you doing?
Mike: My bad I was left hand texting while chopping it up looking at big asses on Tumblr.
Cindy: Nice you should get you a big booty and find out WTMD (what that mouth do).
Mike: Why don't you show me.

by Dr. Wise Crack October 25, 2017

Shit at texting back ites

Where somebody does not reply to a text message within 10 mins they are known to have Shitattextingbackites

No, I heard that he has Shit at texting back ites and do not want to catch it from him.

by Alex Xela September 23, 2010

double texting

Someone sending the exact same text again because they think you didn't get it.

So what happened last night?
An hour later....
So what happened last night?
Stop double texting me!

by TheKungFuCat June 10, 2017

i really suck at texting people back

Another excuse for anyone who doesn't want to text you back.

Anonymous on yolo: How come you don't respond to my messages, but you respond to my Yolos.
Person on yolo: I'm sorry, "I really suck at texting people back."

by KoolKydChris May 4, 2020