Tapping That Tree For Sap

Gold Digger. A woman who is only with a man for the financial benefits of the relationship.

Katie doesn't love him, she's just tapping that tree for sap.

by Lila Saan 4 May 2, 2011

Taking a Shane

Taking a massively long time to shit!

Dude, you were taking a Shane for like 30 min!

by I'm such a dick! May 14, 2015

taking a leak

A slang term for the process in which a person relieves their bladder.

Daniel: "Dude, where did Duncan go?"
Zach: "Oh. He's in the bathroom, he's taking a leak."

by Mr Zach July 17, 2016

taking a number 3

A causal way of explaining what you are were doing to your self after being caught masturbating.

Son you just walked in on your old man taking a number 3, it's perfectly natural.

by Razor_Beak November 6, 2019

Taking a shower

A term referring to masterbation.

Guy 1: Hey where did Matt go?
Guy 2: Oh he’s taking a shower, he’ll be back in fifteen minutes.

by BigBootyEater69 May 21, 2020

Tapinderculo

A word expressed when you get played.

What do I do if I want him but he wants my friend?
Eh, tapinderculo.

by CarimaAmicaMia October 25, 2020

Over-Excitement typing

When you're too excited to type in misspelled words to the point where you just simply hit the caps lock key and hit any letter you'd please. This is generally done very fast and it is an easy to get across "Hey, I'm excited and I have no idea what to say.

Usually it is used by fangirls to express love over a specific character in an anime or a video game

Also it occasionally starts or ends with a word.

"DID YOU SEE THE NEW EPISODE LAST NIGHT?"
"FGHDSJAKFGADSJKGHFSAJLDGHFSKLDAGHYES I DID!!! IT WAS SO AWESOMEGFDJLGHLKDGKFAL *foams at mouth*"

The uncomprehendable words the second person was saying is an example of over-excitement typing

by Imp3ndingD0om June 17, 2009