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taking the mouse

'Mouse' derives from Mickey Mouse, thus to take the mouse is to take the mickey. Taking the mickey is to make fun of something/someone or to take the piss.
by mrt3a May 14, 2011
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Taking Seven

The act of masturbating. This term is used especially when someone wants a quick orgasm because it is speculated within some cliques that it only takes seven minutes to reach your climax during masturbation.
"Yo, tell me how I was at that nigga, Shawn's, and I walked in on him taking seven to anime porn."
by Ookamibito February 17, 2008
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taking a hundred

1. Being overheard saying something inappropriate.
2. Getting busted looking at a female inappropriately.

Expression originates from reference to accepting a counterfeit 100 dollar bill, although the tie-in is kind of inexplicable. Which somehow adds to the amusement, regardless.
1. Steady! Keep your voice down! I think she can hear you. I'm taking a hundred over here!

2. ...you could totally see right down her shirt, man! I was checking it out and then I noticed she was looking straight at me and making a face. I took a serious hundred on that one.
by exitflagger April 29, 2008
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Take a Doth

The act of deficating.
Oh man... after eating all that terrible mexican food yesterday, I really gotta go take a Doth.
by eapounderini September 8, 2010
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taking a Scotty

The harsh abrupt release of once solid now slightly watery bodily excrement in a public area and then wiping it clean with your tall tee.
Hey man cover me I'm taking a Scotty behind this car.
by KSkrilla January 23, 2011
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take it in the ass

to put up with something unpleasant or unnecessary
My boss is treating me like shit, but I'm not gonna take it in the ass anymore.
by Mower420 March 28, 2020
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take a sit

To sit on the toilet to shit, but nothing comes out. Result being 'a sit'.
It took Audrey 8 minutes to realize that she was in the bathroom only to take a sit, and nothing more.
by backotruck October 28, 2013
mugGet the take a sitmug.

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