Chair Stalking

The act of hunting for a vacant chair and table to become free in a food restaurant, shopping precinct, cafe, etc. Usually in groups of two or more. Requires good eyesight and quick reflexes! Other people will compete as well.

Ged had bought his meal and was now stalking The chairs of people who looked like they might be about to leave. However, he has also noticed other chair stalking folk lurking close by, so he has to act fast!

by Kimi1984 January 3, 2011

Self Stalking

Twitter. One who basically narrates their life on twitter

Guy 1 : Man everywhere I go that chick I dumped a month ago shows up.

Guy 2: Well if you would get off of the twitter and quit self stalking she would never know where you are at.

by Damian12345 June 20, 2011

ad stalking

Being bombarded with ads for things you recently looked up online.

Person1: Dude I googled santorum and now I'm constantly seeing ads for gay porn, eww.
Person 2: Lol ad stalking claims another victim.

by enoreyt August 7, 2012

Extreme snacking

Eating everything in the house and more until you cannot physically fit anything else in your stomach.

Hi do you want to come round for some extreme snacking?

Yes I'd love to, I'll bring some crisps.

by snacker101 August 21, 2012

pixie sticking

Verb; the art of filling straws with cocaine shoving it in your butt and having someone blow the contents into you

Krumme thought he was rolling until hamner introduced him to pixie sticking!

by El taco salad May 6, 2014

hole smacking

1. Specifically referring to the act of smacking a flaccid penis on a vagina or anus.

(Trying to play pool with a wet rope.)

I couldn't get completely hard so I ended up doing about 45 seconds of hole smacking and then I asked her to make me a sandwich.

by deadsleepdead May 16, 2014

Joy Sticking

When a man's dominate hand/arm hurts after whacking for too long, he uses his other hand/arm, to finish the job, however resulting in your dick moving in all sorts of directions like a joystick.

Man: "Dude the other night I was polishing the ole water spicket for 30 solid minutes and my arm gave out, so I attempted to use the other...but it just kept moving around!"

Other man:" I bet you were "joy sticking" huh?"

by Go To Church September 14, 2014