(verb) this is when your woman is irrationally jealous about some stupid shit, that makes NO sense ! This behavior was first witnessed during a State Farm commercial featuring "Jake"
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The state of existence when you realise life is meaningless, and come to terms with the pointlessness of existence.
In this state, you are neither happy nor sad- Just content in the knowledge the the trivial, materialistic problems of the world do not matter because eventually everything will come to an end and be forgotten.
Key premise:
We work in order to pay for things which we use to survive.
Yet our existence only means having to work and pay for things.
Therefore we are in an endless cycle of meaninglessness.
In this state, you are neither happy nor sad- Just content in the knowledge the the trivial, materialistic problems of the world do not matter because eventually everything will come to an end and be forgotten.
Key premise:
We work in order to pay for things which we use to survive.
Yet our existence only means having to work and pay for things.
Therefore we are in an endless cycle of meaninglessness.
by BJME November 6, 2017
Get the State of 'Meh' mug.The ritual abuse of the truth in order to forward the agenda of the oldest ecclesiastic, hierarchical control matrix still in power today via Vatican based Masonic clubs of Rome and their Propoganda 2, Blue Lodge office (i.e. the source for Reuters news outlet & others).
All robed priests of the black cloth of the Templars of banking, the courts and every church system are Roman/Saturnian based satanist offshoots currently enjoying the status quo of public ignorance of the Saturnian "Statenic" control matrix we are all internationally enslaved within. This is why the Kim Jong(s) of North Korea are friends with Trump and Dennis Rodman. Masonic population control groups using the false energy of fear to yield reactionary compliance to the continued evolution of Statenism and its growing leverage over global individual sovereignty.
All robed priests of the black cloth of the Templars of banking, the courts and every church system are Roman/Saturnian based satanist offshoots currently enjoying the status quo of public ignorance of the Saturnian "Statenic" control matrix we are all internationally enslaved within. This is why the Kim Jong(s) of North Korea are friends with Trump and Dennis Rodman. Masonic population control groups using the false energy of fear to yield reactionary compliance to the continued evolution of Statenism and its growing leverage over global individual sovereignty.
"Statenism" is the ancient despotic art/ practice of maintaining the status quo in constant informational advantage over the populous by the better informed very few.
by Nickanomaly March 21, 2019
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"Do you know why im stopping you today sir?"
"Im on state bridge road, this route was my first mistake."
"Im on state bridge road, this route was my first mistake."
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"Check out this old 90's mobile phone I found tucked away in the back of a drawer - proper 'State of the Ark'!"
"Wow, I can't believe how basic this website is - real state of the Ark!"
"Wow, I can't believe how basic this website is - real state of the Ark!"
by Mulgie September 20, 2019
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I can’t believe Rhode Island is being so stateist by stopping every NY, NJ, and CT plate they see at the border.
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