stateful

/adjective/ describing a situation or person that is cringe worthy.

"Her hair was stateful today."
"Ikr, it was just awful!"

by Lutsafralu September 19, 2017

State of 'Meh'

The state of existence when you realise life is meaningless, and come to terms with the pointlessness of existence.

In this state, you are neither happy nor sad- Just content in the knowledge the the trivial, materialistic problems of the world do not matter because eventually everything will come to an end and be forgotten.

Key premise:

We work in order to pay for things which we use to survive.
Yet our existence only means having to work and pay for things.
Therefore we are in an endless cycle of meaninglessness.

"I'm worried you're depressed"
"No, I'm just in a state of 'meh'"

by BJME November 6, 2017

Statue of Limitations

The little-known "sister" statue of Lady Liberty, this monument is a testament to our legal-system's "escape hatch" loophole which allows wrongdoers to be let off the hook for anything other than super-violent/serious crimes if they can just lay low for two or six years.

Just as our most famous bronze monument in NYC harbor has attracted less-than-savory aliens over the centuries, our infamous Statue of Limitations is a magnet for foreign criminals on the lam.

by QuacksO July 12, 2018

Statenism

The ritual abuse of the truth in order to forward the agenda of the oldest ecclesiastic, hierarchical control matrix still in power today via Vatican based Masonic clubs of Rome and their Propoganda 2, Blue Lodge office (i.e. the source for Reuters news outlet & others).

All robed priests of the black cloth of the Templars of banking, the courts and every church system are Roman/Saturnian based satanist offshoots currently enjoying the status quo of public ignorance of the Saturnian "Statenic" control matrix we are all internationally enslaved within. This is why the Kim Jong(s) of North Korea are friends with Trump and Dennis Rodman. Masonic population control groups using the false energy of fear to yield reactionary compliance to the continued evolution of Statenism and its growing leverage over global individual sovereignty.

"Statenism" is the ancient despotic art/ practice of maintaining the status quo in constant informational advantage over the populous by the better informed very few.

by Nickanomaly March 21, 2019

State Bridge Road

A busy two lane highway that runs directly through the city of Johns Creek, Georgia. The road sits on a number of rolling hills, contains a few sharp turns, and its speed limit is 45 miles per hour; however, its terrain subsequently blesses the sneaky bastards at JCPD with the element of surprise. All residents of Johns Creek will eventually end up paying for at least ONE speeding ticket while wheeling down this death trap.

"Do you know why im stopping you today sir?"
"Im on state bridge road, this route was my first mistake."

by FERG April 3, 2019

State of the Ark

1. An ironic twist on the phrase 'State of the art' to mean the exact opposite of that, i.e. something is ancient, outdated and useless.

"Check out this old 90's mobile phone I found tucked away in the back of a drawer - proper 'State of the Ark'!"
"Wow, I can't believe how basic this website is - real state of the Ark!"

by Mulgie September 20, 2019

stateist

a person or a state that is discriminatory against another state they don’t care for. Becoming popular with corona going around; states are stopping certain states when they see their license plates.

I can’t believe Rhode Island is being so stateist by stopping every NY, NJ, and CT plate they see at the border.

by pink puffy penguin May 10, 2020